- Flossing and mall walking. Who knew? #welcometosouthcenter
- Cheesy pretzels you smell so good. #welcometosouthcenter
- Kam Chancellor at Sunglass Hut next door. #welcometosouthcenter
- Surprised Sunglass Hut isn't busier because ain't nobody likes their sunglasses more than people at Southcenter like their sunglasses. #welcometosouthcenter
- Mom's sweater says, "Merry Christmas, bitches." Daughter's age, about 6. #welcometosouthcenter
- Women, when you highlight your hair, is there an option called, "striped, like a tiger?" #welcometosouthcenter
- Apparently shower slippers are not just for showering. #welcometosouthcenter
- What is it about leaving the Disney Store that causes kids to lose their minds? #welcometosouthcenter
- This mall needs a "leashes for kids" kiosk. Print money, I tell you. #welcometosouthcenter
- Today I saw a child on a leash walk by a dog off a leash. The irony was not lost upon me. #welcometosouthcenter
- Sunglasses are not chinstraps. #welcometosouthcenter.
- Doobies, Bee Gees, Streisand? Oh yes, it's 70s rock on the mall PA today. #welcometosouthcenter
- Man stabbed last night close to my office. I was at home, but saw it lead off on KOMO at 11. #welcometosouthcenter
- So excited! #firstmallshooting #welcometosouthcenter #thankgoodnesswe'reok
The daily trials and tribulations of a working stiff, devoted husband and father, and musician.